31 July 2011 - communist tactics

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King of the World Status Report

Every good plan includes a backup. The financial crisis didn’t immediately create enough chaos, but now my small cadre of uncompromising Tea Party revolutionaries is using classic communist tactics to delay and disrupt, and at worst the coming breakdown will recruit more extremists to the cause of disorder. And disorder, of course, favors decisiveness over that wishy-washy political give-and-take. Soon, soon it will all be mine, bwahahahaha!

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