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< yesterday 3 June 2026 UTC

There's a reason Trump pins his own vices of stupidity, cupidity, and crime on others. It's a universal authoritarian distraction tactic: Whatever bad you do, accuse others of. That's why he's rude. The best defense is to be offensive.

clue:

He's not creative about it, due to one of his vices.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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