18 December 2010 - Wikileaks mental health

Wikileaks gives me hope for global mental health. It proves that insanity is like smallpox: Once eradicated worldwide, it cannot return. First, insanity is transmissible. Note how Assange’s insanity was caught by the entire U.S. government, which forbids federal employees from reading the leaks on the grounds that the public information is still secret. Second, dogs and frogs show no interest in Wikileaks. Humans are the only reservoir. And finally, Wikileaks gets all its information from elsewhere, as spontaneous generation was long ago shown to be a crazy theory. QED.