A. Wasn’t this paperweight supposed to do something
when you shake it?
B. Oh no, my life’s work! The calibration of the ice
core measurements is all wrong!
C. At this rate you’ll never speak like an Eskimo.
D. I’m not paying $1000 for that!
the Daily Whale
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