25 August 2007 - red hair

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Maintain human biodiversity! The gene for red hair is dying out, but it’s not too late to institute captive breeding programs. Hmm, I’m a Scott, maybe I should volunteer....

clue:

Scotland has the greatest proportion of redheads.

Based on a news report that the gene for red hair could be extinct by the next century—an implausible projection, since some redheads born today will still be alive then. If red hair could die out that fast, it already would have.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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