24 August 2007 - moving south

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To Ensure Global Warming

Every year, on average, Americans move farther south and install bigger air conditioners. I can only hope that Canadians are making up for it by moving farther north and installing bigger heaters. Maybe someday there will be a dead zone between, inhabited by birds, squirrels, and daring survivalists.

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