26 October 2003 - Diebold 2

At Diebold, Job #1 is pleasing the customer. Our crack market-analysis teams found, after 25 minutes research, that the customers for voting machines are political machines, or wannabe political machines. They seek subtle controllability, convincing deniability, general secrecy, and obscurity of process so that everyone remains confused.

Go team! Push out that obscurity!