25 October 2003 - Diebold quiz

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Diebold, a company making fancy electronic replacements for unreliable old voting machines, is struggling to suppress leaked memos showing that the electronic machines are unreliable and insecure too—even though everyone who was paying attention already knew. What will happen?

A. They should take the company name seriously, and face the end bravely.
B. Hmm, one cat is out, but the bag is still moving.
C. Eh, they’ll have no problem suppressing the—mrphggg!

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