26 November 2002 - dating tips 2

3. If you’re unable to carry on witty banter by yourself, you’ll need prepackaged banter. Here’s how it works.

date: Did you see the new Hairy Potter movie? I loved the scene of shaving the vase after it was fired!
you: Ah yes, an excellent vintage. Well-balanced, lively and sinewy, but with a definite Hapsburg lip.
date: What?
you: Um, I mean, yes, that’s truly fascinating. I’m reminded of the time I mixed up my cue cards and asked the boss out for dinner. Do go on.
date: What?