9 February 2000 - Haider take 2

You are the monster in a low-budget horror movie. Offscreen, you make inarticulate noises in the back of your throat, scaring everyone. Congratulations, you can now correctly pronounce “van Gogh”!

But in the climactic scene when you bound on-stage, threatening carnage, we’ll all see that you’re only an actor in a silly suit. Congratulations, you now correctly understand Joerg Haider!