Most Americans know that Donald Trump, the one true RINO, is a very stable genius who is in PERFECT health. Only those with patience know that he says cryptocurrency is a major industry, names the Wall Street Journal the China Street Journal, and treats stupidity, cupidity, and crime (his three outstanding traits) as interchangeable descriptions of anyone he doesn't like. And did you notice that he's round and kind of fragile? The signs agree, Donald Trump is Humpty Dumpty.
the Daily Whale
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