5 September 2025 - donut terrorist

Jay Scott : Daily Whale : archive : 2025 : 5 September 2025

clerk: I'm sorry Mr. President, we are out of cherry-vanilla ice cream donuts.
Trump: After all I've done for you on fossil fuels, are you a donut terrorist?
clerk: Give us 20 minutes, we can make a new batch.
Trump: General, you have standing orders on terrorists.
general: At once, Mr. President. The strike is in the air.

clue:

Declare an emergency and do whatever you want. Declare terrorism and blow up whoever you want. Nice job if you're evil.

give me a clue so sweet and true