9 August 2025 - paranoia

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Try to keep the paranoia in check. Not everybody is out to get you--in fact, hardly anybody is. I mean, well, Trump is, but look, Jack the Ripper and Lucrezia Borgia are dead! And besides, most people haven't heard of you. If you want to be this paranoid, you're going to have to advertise a lot more widely.

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