Oh come on, you don't really think anybody voted for Trump. Who'd do that, you hear me? I mean, maybe a few militia nutcases, but that's all. It's the deep state at work, plain as day. Those people who say they're Trump voters? Just tryna keep safe from the conspiracy, that's all.
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