24 July 2025 - $10,000,000,000

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It's a race against time. I'm provoking Trump as hard as I can so he starts telling lies about me. Then I can sue him for $10,000,000,000 and get rich enough to start my own political party. Can I make it happen while the courts are still able to rule against the monarch?

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