3 May 2025 - ticky-tocky

Weird: The smartphones always know what time it is.
Normal: They're synchronized by GPS.
Weird: What happened to the days when opinions were like watches?
Normal: Time of day is a fact, not an opinion.
Weird: Little watches going ticky-tocky and they all run just the same.
Normal: Um...
Weird: Let's go into a cave and watch stalagmites form. We'll know exactly where we are.
Normal: Please go away.
Weird: Oh yeah, we're gonna rumple that stiltskin!