27 April 2025 - Hegseth

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reporter: Since you like leaking, got anything good for me?
Hegseth: Critical military information is strictly need-to-know.
reporter: That doesn't seem to stop you?
Hegseth: All my friends need to know. It's so cool to be me!
reporter: So Jeffrey Goldberg is your friend?
Hegseth: Well, if I've had a few.

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