25 April 2025 - RFK Jr

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Sugar is Poison

So... if you mail candy to RFK Jr then of course you get canceled, but do you get arrested?

clue:

The U.S. Secretary of Health declared that sugar is poison. Every mitochondrion in your body may disagree, but still, it's closer to true than his claim that vaccines cause autism.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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