18 April 2025 - K2-18 b

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K2-18 b: My Prediction

"The strongest sign yet of extraterrestrial life" is like the strongest sign yet that some newly-charted asteroid will strike the earth. Why, the chance might be as high as a few percent! Oh, actually it's different because the place is light years away. It will take a long time to learn enough to set the chance back to negligible.

clue:

Really, a marginal detection on a planet whose chemistry is so unfamiliar that we don't know what to expect in the first place? It's in the news only for the headline.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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