15 April 2025 - itarianism

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Normal: Itarianism--
Weird: Is that when you say it's great and never say what it is?
Normal: That's not what—
Weird: Is it when you're always It and you get to chase everybody?
Normal: Uh, sure, close enough.
Weird: What a total itarian.

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