20 March 2025 - ceasefire quiz

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What should the Russia-Ukraine ceasefire terms be?

A. 30 day ceasefire. (U.S. and Ukraine)
B. 30 days of no attacks on energy targets, because Ukraine doesn't have any left. (Russia)
C. 30 minutes of not targeting grandmas. It would be a step.
D. Don't shoot until you see the whites of their flags.

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