6 February 2025 - jam

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Americans largely haven't admitted it yet, but watch the scofflaw: The door to the U.S. presidency is now jammed, and the jamb is being cooked down for preservation in a jar. No one will be able to go through until we clear the obstacle. We need to get toasting.

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