22 July 2024 - Trump thoughts

< yesterday -- tomorrow >

If the world were a better place, the orange duck would have thoughts.

Trump says: I am your retribution!
Trump thinks: Hmm, a bit bland. Needs more brimstone.
Trump says: I'm a uniter, not a divider.
Trump thinks: Oh gosh golly, but I contain multitudes!

the Daily Whale || copyright 2024 Jay J.P. Scott <jay@satirist.org>