17 July 2024 - candidate blessings

< yesterday -- tomorrow >

Blessing for Biden and Trump: May the Smilodon of destiny maul you not for your fond delusions.

Blessing for J.D. Vance: Oh, and you. May you hitch your wagon to a falling star.

clue:

My initial read on Vance is that he's the type to sell his soul for power.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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