7 July 2024 - Durandal

Reports say that the legendary sword Durandal of France has been removed from the stone cliff it has been sticking out of for 1300 years. Wait, I didn't think the election results were quite that bad? Is France getting a new king? Oh, but that legend is from the wrong country. Did King Arthur come back, and he's looking far and wide for the sword in the stone that will give him the authority to undo Brexit?