29 May 2023 - overclassification 1

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And Call it Taxonomy

First, too many classified documents. Second, the excess secrets are leaking to the public at an alarming rate. I say, let's lean into the problem: Classify everything. Make it illegal to read news, advertising flyers, your grocery list--everything. We will all ignore the law, and everything will go back to normal.

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