25 February 2023 - internet

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Once upon a time, before the sun alit on the sky, in a land so far that it's across the International Date Line twice, so that Saturday falls on Thursday, there lived a great inventor. "The world is as dark as Belgian chocolate," said the inventor. "I will invent the internet and bring light." And that is how the world became as bright as a racing fire engine.

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