1 August 2022 - deproximitization

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How to Call for Escape, by Language

English: "Run for it!"
Premodern English: "Step lively, now. Women and children first."
Bureaucratese: "Prioritize deproximitization!"
Universal Actualese: "Yaaaaaaah!"

clue:

A Whale about the nature of progress.

take oh take this clue away

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