16 February 2022 - simplify, amplify

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Russia: What's next in the script? Ah, here. "We're withdrawing (a little bit)!"
media: Go! Go! Simplify and amplify!
politicians: It's technically a step in the right direction, I guess? I should praise it.
public: Whew!
intelligence agency: No important changes detected.

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