19 January 2019 - puns of steel

Weird: One a penny, two a penny!
Irritated: Go away.
Weird: Are you hot and cross?
Irritated: I’ll sue for defamation!
Weird: Can the coin sue the stamping press for deformation? No, it’s a natural part of creating value.
Irritated: You stole those puns.
Weird: I have puns of steel!