9 May 2018 - forbid hype

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When I am King of the World, all will proclaim my greatness, because I will forbid hype. Parents who promise their children “try it, you’ll like it” will be found unfit. Engineers who develop “artificial photosynthesis” will go to reeducation camp—it splits water, that’s the photo. Where’s the synthesis?

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