5 December 2017 - sauropods

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Wouldn’t you rather raise dinosaurs on your ranch? Look how inefficient cows are: Despite their fancy four-part stomachs and cud chewing, they spew methane into the air, wasting food energy. Surely dinosaurs, tuned longer by evolution, fully digested their food. We don’t want to bring back velociraptors, we want to bring back sauropods.

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