24 May 2017 - the sky is blue

The sky is blue, according to unconfirmed reports. “Just look at it! Look! No offense intended, but are you a freakin’ moron or what?” explained one witness. Atmospheric scientist N. Plainview opined, “The blue color is due primarily to Rayleigh scattering from nitrogen molecules in the air.” Yet other witnesses disagree; one remarked “Huh? It’s night now, sky’s kind of black.” Whatever the true story, stay tuned for our breaking reports!