Have you always wanted to lead a life as a frightened fugitive? I know a way: Carry out an unprecedentedly destructive cyberattack across much of the globe. The world’s most capable intelligence agencies will be looking for you, including the French who are less finicky than the Americans, and the Chinese who will happily disappear you into a Chinese prison, and the Russians who don’t give a damn who they shoot in the back of the head. But hey, maybe the loot you swipe will be worth it!
the Daily Whale
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