16 April 2015 - fungi against piracy

Do you know how it feels to be a penicillium fungus like me? I brilliantly evolved penicillin to knock down some nasty competitors. Take that, bacterial scum! Then what happened? Some upstart vertebrate, of all things, pirated my intellectual property and started slopping it around, and now resistant bacteria are popping up everywhere. I for one have had enough! Who is with me? Fungi unite against piracy!