16 December 2014 - tornado

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Attn: Dubya And the Islamic Self-Indicated State

When the tornado plucks you from under the highway underpass, one of the most dangerous places in a tornado, I imagine that you get a few seconds, before you are battered to death, to regret sheltering from the raging funnel cloud inside a concrete funnel. But if you invade Iraq, you may believe for the rest of your life that you did the right thing.

clue:

I imagine it, but I’m not sure you get that long.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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