2 December 2014 - the more you spend

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Inconsistent Premises

According to advertisers, who are required by law to tell the truth, the more you spend, the more you save, or in other words, the shortest path to a secure retirement is to live from paycheck to paycheck. I take this as a sign that the law must be changed.

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