If you keep your house clean so that there’s nothing for them to eat, and wipe away the trails you find, and regularly destroy their homes and assassinate their queens, and set an armed guard against their return, then eventually the ants which are plaguing you will go away when they are outcompeted by a more aggressive species.
the Daily Whale
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