5 September 2014 - you’re a dog

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Old Observation Updated

On the internet, your friends don’t know you’re a dog. The advertisers and spy agencies know how many fleas you have.

clue:

The New Yorker cartoon has fallen out of date.

give me a clue so sweet and true

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