31 July 2014 - no woman billionaire

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Exactly One Fair Plan Exists

No woman must be allowed to become a billionaire. It’s an insult to science and justice. The super-rich tend to have few kids, even though Darwin says they should have many, and their kids then unfairly inherit vast wealth. For the kids of billionaires to each inherit the wealth of an average American, each billionaire must have over 4000 children—and that’s biologically impossible for a woman. For science and justice, no woman must be a billionaire!

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