3 March 2014 - Crimea

Russia: Ah, so refreshing to score goals in Sochi and then shift a little west and score more goals in Crimea.
journalist: Some say Russia seeks a return to the Cold War.
Russia: Nonsense. This is a pre-Cold War method.
journalist: Going old-school, are you?
Russia: Stalin knew the way.
China: These Westerners have no sense of history. They did things almost sensibly up until the Enlightenment.