17 November 2013 - not a competition

Normal: Life is not a competition.
Weird: Oh good, now I have a chance to win.
Normal: Arg, you can’t win with this guy.
Smart: No? Watch this. Ahem. You can’t even tell carotene from kerosine!
Weird: Sure I can, they’re both made of keratin.
Smart: There, you see?
Weird: Oh, I lose.
Normal: Huh?