11 September 2013 - NSA owns you 2

You know how everything’s on the Internet nowadays, stores, factories, powerplants, your new car? I own all that too. Hey, I promise to not go and, you know, USE it unless you’re building the Bomb or something, so don’t worry! One more thing, don’t be sore, OK? Because to get all that I kind of had to bust some stuff, and now maybe a few other people also own everything. But like I said, don’t worry, if they take your car, no problem, I promise I won’t laugh.