5 March 2013 - business school

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It’s Shoddy Enough

By watching how business school graduates behave, I’ve figured out what they teach in business school. It boils down to two simple rules.

1. If it’s not selling, you didn’t market it hard enough.
2. If it’s not profitable, it’s not shoddy enough.

You don’t buy it? I’ll apply Rule 1!

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