23 December 2012 - St. Nixie

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Here’s something I’m looking forward to: How will the folklore adjust when the North Pole melts for good and even kids know that Santa Claus can’t keep a house there? Will he change from St. Nick to St. Nixie—”be good or Santa will drown you”?

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