To escape a flood, retreat to an upper floor. For protection against a tornado, hide in the basement. When a hurricane comes through bringing both at once, it’s time to go wind surfing!
For me, the funniest thing about Hurricane Irene is that I had to run a fan to keep cool. The available wind was too wet.
give me a clue so sweet and true
the Daily Whale
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