21 August 2011 - Republican soundbites

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Match the soundbite to the Republican candidate! Which one is: Michele Bachmann * Herman Cain * Ron Paul * Mitt Romney * Rick Santorum?

- I’m evil enough, I’m dumb enough, and doggone it people hate me.
- The well-wishes of a wishing well are not worth throwing money down!
- You can have any color you want, as long as it is a cat at night.
- Let them eat name-brand junk food.
- Here we are teetering on the brink of hitting the wall thanks to attempted involuntary manslaughter of the economy.

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