- I’m evil enough, I’m dumb enough, and doggone it people
hate me.
- The well-wishes of a wishing well are not worth throwing
money down!
- You can have any color you want, as long as it is a cat
at night.
- Let them eat name-brand junk food.
- Here we are teetering on the brink of hitting the wall thanks to
attempted involuntary manslaughter of the economy.
the Daily Whale
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