Player 1: I just realized, you’re an idiot.
Player 2: If you think so, you must be dumber than I
ever imagined.
This game of dunce dunce revelation, based on accurate timing and the desire to look cool in one’s own eyes, is older than stone tools and reveals basic truths about human nature. That’s why it’s so depressing to see it still played in capitals around the world.
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