21 June 2011 - Corporate Bland 1

Corporate Bland: Welcome to Succeed Through Sameness. Let’s begin with self-introductions, so that I can judge the temperature and pressure needed to force you all into the same mold.
blogger: [rolling up sleeves] I challenge you to a duel! Neutron bombs at thirty paces! The blogosphere will prevail!
webcomic artist: [busy drawing] Sorry, I already missed my last update.
content farmer: [kneeling to the floor] Please teach me, O Great One! To show my humble obedience, I offer this vase from the dynasty of Ming the Merciless.
webcomic artist: Hey, that’s mine!