13 December 2010 - secrecy cap-and-trade

Hey, if this much stuff leaked out, then imagine how much has been stolen by hardworking actual spies who carry thumb drives disguised as thumbs! With the Cold War long over, we’re due an extra three weeks’ notice before the razing of civilization in nuclear fire and ash, so it should be plenty safe to force spies to publish their results, if only we could think of a way. Hmm... what would you say to secrecy cap-and-trade?